HERE IT IS. FIND THE VIDEO NOW
These were the items in the package:
Sri Lanka. I arrived Saturday. I was lucky to get out.
I can't even begin to tell you the things I've seen. I wish I could just show you. But I'm afraid it's not that simple this time.
They're after me - like they've never been before.
The situation has become TOO DANGEROUS - too dangerous for me and too dangerous for anyone who possesses this evidence. We've all seen what these people are capable of. I can't put anyone at risk by just uploading it to some host site.
So, I'm resorting to desperate measures. It's the only way. The truth is still within our grasp...
I promise this will all become clear in the coming days.
Keep fighting -
Rachel
611 Comments:
yeah baby!!!!
Second
Cool, something new at last!
Good timing...
third or fourth!
top 5?
close to first, lol
can we get onto ROT today?
Close to the top, at least!
8th!
it has a new password
so what is the ROT password now?
I was first but I hadn't registered but I'm in the top ten so it's all good!
i have no idea, lol
also, there is a new ROT email. it is:
Dear friends,
I'm a truly honored to have so many loyal and dedicated fans and supporters. I
wish I could sit down with each and every one of you and discuss my work and the
science of what I do but alas, that would be too time-consuming for the both of
us.
I understand you all took my advice to heed change. Or at least a few of you
read my words and took note of it and that's all I can ever ask. Remember don't
ever dwell on the changes that confront us on a daily basis but face them head
on and allow them to evolve your life and yourself.
I won't tax your time or your brain today with a long message but I would like
you all to take a moment out of your busy schedules to sit down in a quiet
place, relax, and think about all the good things in your lives. While they may
seem few and far between they do exist. It is easier to think of and focus on
the negative but not always the healthiest or the most productive way to utilize
your mental energies.
When the mind is at rest it is at its most productive. Maybe that's why the
yellow lab will rest up to 18 hours in a day. Think about that my friends and
have a wonderful day.
Yours truly, Dr. Vincent "Wally" Bole
DAMN! im #15
Gonna Find the videoi now, lol
That's what I get for messing around!
uh oh. this could take a while.
Pedro Armendáriz
Born in MEx City 9 May 1912
Died in Los Angles 18 June 1963
Actor, last film From Russia with Love
Shit, it's ROT... This could take a while indeed
Nice to meet you by the way lol :P
Potentially top twenty!
man, no obvious clues. where's the password gonna come from THIS time?
woohoo!!! another one...
i looked in the source code, but it still has the same password. but the one doesn't work.
Iisn't there a chatroom we could join to figure this out?
is that email from wally bole new or is it just me?
thelostexperienceclues.com has a chatroom
There's a password they figured out a while ago, but i think that was a hack code
maybe dj dan posted today and has a clue?
Chatroom here:
www.ratcro.bravehost.com
Just click on live chat
linseed - you're in it....
AW YEAH LET'S FIND IT!!!!!
top 30 isn't necessarily anything to be proud of, but here i am!
Do you wanna go to thelostexperienceclues.com?
same here.
well...rest, sleep...the mind being at rest...i think that's the most obvious place to start?
what about the AIM message from the last board?????
we were told we should know who Pedro Armendáriz is...
Born in MEx City 9 May 1912
Died in Los Angles 18 June 1963
Actor, last film From Russia with Love
Brandon....
the picture of the video also has a line stating "I didn't want to wake you"...so i think along those lines would be the place to start.
Im chatting with dslerator this is our conversation:
Tylerrr93 [2:25 PM]: Whats going on?
Tylerrr93 [2:26 PM]: DSLerator
Tylerrr93 [2:26 PM]: Retrievers Of Truth!
DSLerator [2:27 PM]: yo
DSLerator [2:27 PM]: Have you ever heard of Pedro Armendáriz? Well maybe you should.
Tylerrr93 [2:27 PM]: What about rachel?
Tylerrr93 [2:28 PM]: Whats so special about Pedro Armendáriz?
Tylerrr93 [2:29 PM]: Rachel put a video on your coverup site somewhere dude...where is it?
DSLerator [2:31 PM]: keep looking
Tylerrr93 [2:31 PM]: Lol omg
Tylerrr93 [2:33 PM]: Whats wrong with Iobiseeingyou?
Tylerrr93 [2:34 PM]: Hes like...dead
But this is kinda like a forum, it takes a while to read.
Grim, how did you find that? Do you have the ROT password?
more on Pedro:
In 1952 he had a role in the movie The Conqueror produced by Howard Hughes. This movie was filmed in the state of Utah during the time when the US government ran nuclear tests in the neighboring state of Nevada. 91 of the 220 people involved in the production of the film contracted cancer within 25 years, and 46 of these died as a consequence of this illness, among them:
John Wayne (stomach and lungs)
Susan Hayward (brain)
Agnes Moorehead (lungs)
John Hoyt (lungs)
Dick Powell (lymph glands)
iobiseeingyou was just on aim and he told me Have you ever heard of Pedro Armendáriz? Get to know his work. so the new password is something to do with this
IMDB on Pedro:
Pedro Gregorio Armendáriz Hastings
Height
6' 1" (1.85 m)
Mini biography
Born in Mexican revolution times, Pedro Armendáriz was the first child of Mexican Pedro Armendáriz García-Conde and American Adele Hastings. He was raised in Churubusco, then a suburb of Mexico City, before the family traveled to Laredo, Texas. They lived there until 1921, the year Armendáriz' parents died. His uncle Francisco took charge of his education, and young Pedro went to the Polytechnic Institute of San Luis Obispo, California. There, he studied business and journalism. He graduated in 1931 and returned to Mexico City where he found work as a railroad employee, insurance salesman and tourist guide. He was discovered by director Miguel Zacarías when Armendáriz was reciting Hamlet's monologue (to be or not to be) to an American tourist in a cafeteria.
After that, Armendáriz began a brilliant career in Mexico, the United States and Europe. Together with 'Dolores del Río' and Emilio Fernández, Armendáriz made many of the greatest films in the so-called Mexican Cinema Golden Era: Flor silvestre (1943), Bugambilia (1945), María Candelaria (1944), among others. He was considered a prototype of masculinity and male beauty. His green eyes and almost perfect features made him perfectly cast in any role he made. But it was his passion, force and acting abilities, combined with his quality of a gentleman what made him an instant favorite of great directors like John Ford, international costars like María Félix, Sean Connery or Susan Hayward, and his fans in Mexico and other countries.
Steinbeck!!!
nice, keep posting grim
Pedro Armendáriz was in a movie called 'La Perla', 'The Pearl' in english
Captain Sindbad (1963) as El Kerim
From Russia with Love (1963) as Kerim Bey
Francis of Assisi (1961) as The Sultan
Little Savage (1959) as Capt. Tiburon
The Wonderful Country (1959) as Cipriano Castro
The Big Boodle (1957) as Col. Mastegui
Diane (1956) as Francis I
The Conqueror (1956) as Jamuga
The Littlest Outlaw (1955) as Gen. Torres
Border River (1954) as General Eduardo Calleja
The Torch (1950) as José Juan Reyes
We Were Strangers (1949) as Armando Ariete
Tulsa (1949) as Jim Redbird
3 Godfathers (1948) as Pedro "Pete' Roca Fuerte
Fort Apache (1948) as Sgt. Beaufort
The Fugitive (1947) as A Lieutenant of Police
Brilliant, gyre, thank you!
here's his wiki page
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedro_Armend%C3%A1riz
nice job gyre!!!
but where's the video??
Gyre, you rock!
I've tried La Perla and The Pearl, no luck
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000784/
nice job...why Steinbeck?????
Steinbeck wrote The Pearl.
lol
Steinbeck is the new password!
umm...that was useless.
LHorse on TLEC MB says the video is here:
http://www.richerdeeperbroader.com/blake/Week%205_Post3FInal.mov
but it required a password and username
gyre-
How ever did you come up with that?
OH I'm so sad...I think the vid is on richerdeeperbroader --- but I cant see it ... darn being at work and not being able to download anything on my PC! I'll just wait it out until 5pm ...*sadface*
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3 will... 3 will... ROCK YOU! - 07/21/06
DSLerator
10:40am Ok. It appears that Ange, Omniscient, Sweetscrapper and engineer27 are indeed monsters. We changed the password to something tough - we thought - just for a few to get a breather and come up with something new and I guess it wasn't tough enough.
Fiberoptician
10:45am If I'm ever the victim of ID theft I'll know where to look.
DSLerator
10:48am We just needed a bit to regroup and reassess... but whatever. So now we're back!
Fiberoptician
10:55am OK, lets get down to business.
iobiSeeingYou
11:06am First things first. Lets have a minute of silence for the dearly departed.
DSLerator
11:08am ?
Fiberoptician
11:10am You mean the weirdly deserting? Forget him. He's beholding to another master now.
DSLerator
11:12am Only a master of evil, Fibe.
iobiSeeingYou
11:15am GEEKS! Someone change the subject.
Fiberoptician
11:17am Sure. The other day I went out to dinner with my girlfriend and her parents.
DSLerator
11:20am She said change it not ruin it.
iobiSeeingYou
11:22am Ohhh. Big step. First comes dinner then comes marriage.
Fiberoptician
11:25am Then comes Fiber with a baby carriage? Not this kid.
DSLerator
11:27am How was it?
Fiberoptician
11:32am They're cool. Old school Korean. We went to this serious Korean joint where the menu is not translated. Meaning - if you can't read it you can't eat it.
iobiSeeingYou
11:36am That's REAL. Must have been good.
Fiberoptician
11:46am Better than good. They ordered everything. I tried to write stuff down so I could go back without them.
DSLerator
11:50am Like what?
Fiberoptician
11:52am Bulgogi, Bi Bim Kook Soo, Kal Bi, Yeolmumul Kimchi, Mapadubu deopbap... that's all I got.
iobiSeeingYou
11:54am I'd be lost.
Fiberoptician
11:56am You'd be richer, deeper, and broader my friend. Oh yeah. There was this other thing, wasn't on the menu. it was called hoo-gonchoi.
DSLerator
11:57am What was it?
Fiberoptician
11:59 It was something special indeed.
iobiSeeingYou
12:01am What was the place called?
Fiberoptician
12:03am You know, if you go downtown, amongst all those tall buildings, you're bound to see a light in the window of one of them.
DSLerator
12:05am And that was... absolutely no help at all.
Fiberoptician
12:08am I aims to please.
iobiSeeingYou
12:10am So did they like you?
Fiberoptician
12:12am She likes me and that's all that matters.
iobiSeeingYou
12:15am You're sweet.
Fiberoptician
12:16am Now I'm sour.
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How'd you like a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray? - 07/14/06
Fiberoptician
10:15am Morning all. Who else saw see the atrocity on Broadband Stories?
iobiSeeingYou
10:18am Huh? Checking.
iobiSeeingYou
10:35am !!!!! What in the world took over Beatnik??? Was he bribed??
DSLerator
10:40am Good lord. This is horrific. Mittelwork promoting broadband?
Fiberoptician
10:42am He looks creepy as ever on camera.
iobiSeeingYou
10:45am Beatnik is in BIG BIG trouble. Has anyone seen him?
DSLerator
10:47am I'll find him even if he is hiding in the server closet.
Fiberoptician
10:48am Now I remember seeing boxes on his desk yesterday. I thought it was just a run of the mill delivery, what have you.
iobiSeeingYou
10:51am *Gasp!* Do you think he...
DSLerator
10:53am The lowlife probably took a job with Hanso!
Fiberoptician
10:54am He went for the money.
iobiSeeingYou
10:56am I can't believe he would do that. He is... was totally devoted to the cause. One of us.
DSLerator
10:58am Time to let go of your naïve ideals my dear. The man is dead to me.
Fiberoptician
11:01am What in the world will happen now? Think he gave out the password and codes to the ROT?
iobiSeeingYou
11:05am No way. He wouldn't...
DSLerator
11:10am I have a bad feeling about this.
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Now what do I do with all these words? - 07/03/06
iobiSeeingYou
9:10am Ok folks, so you should now have nine words.
Fiberoptician
9:15am Nein! Sorry for the german... the first clue too.
BroadBandBeatnik
9:17am Now DSL, tell them what they win!
DSLerator
9:21am If you have all nine words and they should be in the correct order, you now have to go back to http://richerdeeperbroader.com/ and use the nice words as your path to what you really want... a clue.
BroadBandBeatnik
9:24am Ok you start with your "scheme" (the http part) then you go to your "server" (the richerdeepbroader.com part) then you have you "path" with each word separated by a "/" (that's a forward slash boys and girls).
Fiberoptician
9:27am There goes trip B's treating everybody like a little kid again. Thanks daddy!
iobiSeeingYou
9:10am But you can't just grab the brass ring. You've got to have the password and we can't give you that.
DSLerator
9:33am Gotta find that one on your own.
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The clue's the thing. - 07/01/06
iobiSeeingYou
10:00am And now, without further ado it's the DSLerator show!
DSLerator
10:05am I'd like to read from my play, "Get a clue." A one act Opus and first ever Message Board production written, conceived, and produced by me, DSLerator and starring myself and the lovely and talented iobiSeeingYou.
iobiSeeingYou
10:07am Thank you D.
DSLerator
10:10am And I'd like to thank DramaTeach for inspiring me. Happy belated birthday Mrs. V!!!!!!!!
DSLerator
10:15am Allow me to set the stage for our little drama. It's a Saturday afternoon in a diner in the big city. Our hero, a young computer whiz with a promising future and tons of money, thanks to the inheritance he received from his now deceased but mentally challenged, rich uncle Beatnik, is confronting his soon-to-be ex-girlfriend with an anonymous letter he's received that implicates her in an adulterous relationship. And now our play begins>>>
iobiSeeingYou
10:18am But D I love you!!!
DSLerator
10:19am You wouldn't know what love was if he came up to you on bended knee with three dozen roses, a 12-carat diamond ring, and a mariachi band and asked you to marry him.
iobiSeeingYou
10:22am Get up! You're embarrassing me.
DSLerator
10:23am Embarrassing you? I'm the one groveling at your chubby knee offering you the true love you obviously don't deserve.
iobiSeeingYou
10:25am Hey! My knee's not chubby.
DSLerator
10:27am Blame the playwright. How do you explain this anonymous letter I received today?
iobiSeeingYou
10:29am What letter?
DSLerator
10:30am Wouldn't you like to know!
iobiSeeingYou
10:31am Yes I would.
DSLerator
10:32am Well I'll tell you then. It says you've been seeing Fiberoptician for months and the two of you are madly in love and you are planning on dumping me today at this exact diner.
BroadbandBeatnik
10:34am Why can't I be the love interest instead of the crazy dead uncle?
DSLerator
10:36am Shut up we're acting!
iobiSeeingYou
10:39am Yes it's TRUE.
DSLerator
10:40am NO!!!!!!!!!!
iobiSeeingYou
10:42am I'm sorry... I love you... too.
DSLerator
10:43am You need to get a clue.
iobiSeeingYou
10:44am But from where my love?
DSLerator
10:45am You get it from the waitress! THE END?
BroadBandBeatnik
11:04pm That stunk.
Fiberoptician
11:05pm SORROW
BroadBandBeatnik
11:04pm What?
Fiberoptician
11:05pm Nothing.
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By the power of gravy... I HAVE THE POWER! - 06/30/06
BroadBandBeatnik
7:40am Tada! DJ Dan in da house again!
BroadBandBeatnik
7:42am Hello?! I said, DJ DAN is talking to us.
BroadBandBeatnik
7:47am What, no fanfares or fireworks?
BroadBandBeatnik
7:58am I take it you all must be too busy IMing....
BroadBandBeatnik
8:01am It'd be nice to have some help and tech support in these trying times.
BroadBandBeatnik
8:04am I guess I'll be enjoying the Dan info all by myself for now. Nothing wrong with that. Not a thing.
BroadBandBeatnik
8:15am Well, when you all wake up and smell the coffee, ready yourselves for the autistic savants, the Valenzetti equation and the future.
BroadBandBeatnik
8:27am Fine, don't talk to me. Posting. http://www.retrieversoftruth.com/users/BroadBandBeatnik/htdocs/audio/MathematicalForecasting.mp3
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Spy me to the moon. - 06/29/06
Fiberoptician
7:59am OK B's and G's. I got in early today and got a HUGE surprise. Something so special and cool and secret and... ok I'll stop. So I found this thing from YKW.... And it's good. I feel like Luke cleaning R2 and BAM!!!! - "Help me Fiber Op, you're my only hope." I'm expecting one of those crazy needle-wielding droids to come floating in here at any moment. Could this post scream - GEEK! - any louder? So we've already got something brewing in the pots for y'all today and I can't get this to you guys all at once and all on my lonesome so let me contact some folks and I'll get back to you.
Fiberoptician
8:12am I'm reaching out but I wanna make sure we're all on the same page. Here's where you all should be right now. You have four words. Today you can pick up two more hints for the hint hunt (I love saying that it sounds funny and dirty) for a total of... say it with me children, "six!" Wait, I gotta message... I'll be right back.
Fiberoptician
8:27pm And we're back! You know what? Espionagin' ain't easy. Ok so today some things will happen. I can't tell you what right now but you'll know when they do because you'll be stuck. What do you do when you're stuck? Go back to the beginning and start the process again. I spoke to this doctor friend of mine and he's agreed to help me the only way he can. A short PS with a WORD that will lead you to the first part of my special super secret thing-ama-whatsit. Parts two and three... humm.. I'll be back.
Fiberoptician
9:40pm Ok here you go. Tomorrow aka Friday, The Drake... everybody loves The Drake, will clue you into something he's been working on. There will be something in there for the hint hunt...hehehehe... sorry, and there will be a WORD in there somewhere for part two of my sweetness. Then... oh wait....
Fiberoptician
9:50am Then... sorry... on Saturday I will personally... not in person... give you the final WORD that will give you the final piece of my super excellent secret spy stuff goodness. Oh but I gotta tell you how to use these WORDS... yeah right... so I'm setting this up now. One sec...
Fiberoptician
11:05pm This is how it's gonna work. When you get a WORD, like the one today, Go immediately to http://richerdeeperbroader.com/, and in the address field type in the WORD right after the / and quicker than Vader can choke a flunky you gets the goodies.
Fiberoptician
11:05pm And may the fiber be with you.
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Our AIM is true. - 06/27/06
Fiberoptician
9:00am Someone's been on IM again....
iobiSeeingYou
9:10am So? What's the biggie?
Fiberoptician
9:15am Beatnik, tell him.
BroadBandBeatnik
9:17am It's just not cool.
DSLerator
9:21am You are so antisocial.
BroadBandBeatnik
9:24am Warning! Red Light! Sirens Going Off! You people are losing your wits over here! Call me crazy, but I don't trust strangers. We are finally coming across some worthy information. I am not going to be handing it out without security precautions. I mean, you know that I can disable your AIM access with a click of a button, right?
Fiberoptician
9:27am What he said.
iobiSeeingYou
9:29am Ok, Ok. Hold your horses. I think everything has gone according to plan so far.
DSLerator
9:33am We're just having fun.
BroadBandBeatnik
9:36am *Fuming *
Fiberoptician
9:40am What he's trying to say is that if you're gonna be on that thing, better have a GOOD REASON.
iobiSeeingYou
9:43am That's my specialty. DSL, are you in?
DSLerator
9:45am Always.
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If you don't get it you don't get it. - 06/26/06
iobiSeeingYou
3:40pm If anyone is listening?
DSLerator
3:43pm Ok. So here's the giggity.
BroadBandBeatnik
3:44pm You mean the skinny?
Fiberoptician
3:46pm AKA the complete slender.
DSLerator
3:48pm Ok, this week we'll be asking the questions.
iobiSeeingYou
3:53pm Well actually they're hints.
DSLerator
3:57pm Yeah... hints to a clue that will lead you to a clue. The answers are words that are right in front of your face on the pages of http://richerdeeperbroader.com/. Now I know some of you are already moaning, "corporate shill!" and to that I say, "HEY... this is where we work. It's where we can do what we gotta do on the DL." If we worked at Happy Larry's Chicken & Waffles, you can bet we'd be sending you there.
Fiberoptician
4:06pm Chilax DSL.
DSLerator
4:10pm Chilax?
BroadBandBeatnik
4:15pm It's his new word.
Fiberoptician
4:16pm Chill + relax = NEW WORD that will be everywhere real soon.
DSLerator
4:19pm I hope not.
iobiSeeingYou
4:21pm For security reasons, we'll be posting these hints in a lot of different places and you gotta find them. Then you gotta find the words that answer them. Once you get them all, and we mean all, you can use them.
BroadBandBeatnik
4:24pm So basically y'all gotta be on the lookout daily for a hint to where to find the hint that will lead you to the clue that will lead you to the clue to THE CLUE.
DSLerator
4:26pm Got it?
Fiberoptician
4:28pm Oh yeah. Makes perfect sense to me.
iobiSeeingYou
4:30pm Ok then.... The first word in the first song in Cabaret
Fiberoptician
4:36pm Yeah, that's like transparent.
iobiSeeingYou
4:38pm Quit with the sarcasm.
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While they're down, we're up to no good - 06/23/06
DSLerator
3:43pm Ummm...surprise, surprise. The famed foundation's site is off the air.
Fiberoptician
3:46pm So it seems.
iobiSeeingYou
3:48pm What, you miss it already? Get your own monkey.
Fiberoptician
3:49pm It's an ape. Monkey's have tails. Apes... no tails.
DSLerator
3:52pm Betcha that ape's got a tale. And a gill or two.
BroadBandBeatnik
3:54pm I take that as a good sign. Must be a glitch in the system... da da, da da, glitch looks like a lady! LOL.
DSLerator
3:56pm Uh... Maybe you wanna offer them a helping hand? A bonus DSL package for being such good despots? I kid, I kid.
Fiberoptician
4:00pm Shill to the undeserving on your own time.
BroadBandBeatnik
4:02pm You better be kidding. Don't make me come over to your cubicle with a Broadband Beatdown.
iobiSeeingYou
4:04pm Chill Beatnik. DSL is trying to be funny. Anyway this revolution is accelerating, don't you think?
DSLerator
4:06pm I don't know what you mean.
iobiSeeingYou
4:08pm Don't play modest; I'm proud of your efforts.
Fiberoptician
4:10pm What'd you do now?
DSLerator
4:16pm I've just been talking to a few of my peeps.
BroadBandBeatnik
4:22pm I still say you are so gonna get in trouble....Who is screening these folks??? How can you be sure they are who they seem?
Fiberoptician
4:25pm You are just jealous 'cause you don't have IM.
iobiSeeingYou
4:28pm And you are just too scared to lift your head out of the sand.
Fiberoptician
4:32pm PFT. I'm a busy man. And not the kind that likes to risk my hide.
DSLerator
4:33pm Fiber, if I didn't know you, I'd think you were switching teams.
Fiberoptician
4:37pm You're questioning MY loyalty? Who else is gonna rescue you from Hanso's clutches? I prefer to lay low and work incognito.
DSLerator
4:40pm I have a feeling things will only get weirder and funner from now on....
iobiSeeingYou
4:43pm Is "funner" a word?
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The ticking clock - 06/20/06
BroadBandBeatnik
8:58am Did you guys see . . .
DSLerator
9:00am Don't say it they might be watching.
iobiSeeingYou
9:04am I think sniffing servers is making you totally paranoid.
Fiberoptician
9:06am We know we know what story you're talking about.
DSLerator
9:09am Yeah. It was time to tell that old tale.
Fiberoptician
9:10am Last night a DJ saved your life?
DSLerator
9:12am He is in the same room... and he's really in deep. ;-)
iobiSeeingYou
9:14am ???? I don't have time for this.
BroadBandBeatnik
9:16am Tick-tock. Like that movie with Eddie Murphy.
iobiSeeingYou
9:20am Trading Places?
DSLerator
9:23am No. It's with Nick Nolte.
iobiSeeingYou
9:30am Oh. I see what the deal is now.
Fiberoptician
9:38am Finally! I'm tired of hinting.
iobiSeeingYou
9:40am W h a t e v e r. Good editing Beatnik. Very suspenseful.
BroadBandBeatnik
9:45am Well, all I'm saying is she's totally hot in that pizza outfit.
DSLerator
9:53am You're just saying that because she looks like that new intern... Kate... in accounting.
BroadBandBeatnik
9:56am What?
Fiberoptician
9:58 am Don't deny it, we saw you coming by her desk like eight times to ask questions about doing expense reports.
BroadBandBeatnik
10:00am Dude. No.
iobiSeeingYou
10:01 am Whatever.
BroadBandBeatnik
10:02am I'm not talking to you guys no more.
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The best place to hide something is right under our noses. - 06/19/06
iobiSeeingYou
9:00am Have you been to the www.broadbandstories.com lately? I think that Eye Tracker dude is from the Hanso "PR tour". Site controlled keyboard??? Fiber, what's your take on this?
Fiberoptician
9:04am Forget the Cyclops, the Star Wars Troupers tribute is HOT! Someone needs to recruit that guy into our development dept. The man obviously has his priorities STRAIGHT!
BroadBandBeatnik
9:10am iobi, leave the poor fanboy alone. He and I were in C++ together. He's harmless.
Fiberoptician
9:15am Aha. All that means is that you and he are in the same Ivy cult mafia. Anyway what I'd like to do is live vicariously through TrekShare. See you all later.
iobiSeeingYou
11:00am Well, what about The Urballoon? If that's is not a Hanso foundation project, I don't know who is! Are they using our sites to peddle their shady research to the joe public? I think I'm on to their schemes.
DSLerator
11:10am What better way to get to free test audiences?
BroadBandBeatnik
12:00pm Wow, that's it huh? Some new gizmo communication techniques? Same old shaZzzzz.... We've been in the biz before Alvar Hanso knew what a modem is.
DSLerator
3:00pm Heh. By the way. Guess who I just hooked up with a BB story?
iobiSeeingYou
3:12pm ???
Fiberoptician
3:14pm Your mama?
BroadBandBeatnik
3:16pm Your pet lizard?
Fiberoptician
3:40pm Dr. "Wally" Bole?
DSLerator
3:41pm Keep guessing.
iobiSeeingYou
4:00pm No you didn't...
DSLerator
4:20pm I sure did. I said I was taking this revolution to the next level. You are either in or you are out.
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Speak up if you got something to say - 6/16/06
DSLerator
3:44pm Ok, so a few days ago someone strange tried to talk to me on IM.
iobiSeeingYou
3:50pm You are single, the word is out.
Fiberoptician
3:56pm Don't be jealous he's popular.
DSLerator
3:58pm No joke people. He was asking me if I have any information on Hanso.
iobiSeeingYou
4:00pm What'd you tell him?!?
DSLerator
4:10pm Who do you take me for? I'm careful and suspicious. Maybe this guy was from Hanso himself. Trying to figure out what we know. I told him this is a case of mistaken identity.
iobiSeeingYou
4:15pm Oh yeah? DSL, you got it all wrong. What if this someone was just trying to reach out? People are definitely starting to get clued in to what's going on. We should make contact. It's our responsibility.
BroadBandBeatnik
4:18pm If you are so eager to make contact, you do it. I'm not risking getting kidnapped or stalked by the cult of Hanso.
iobiSeeingYou
4:21pm Watch me.
DSLerator
5:00pm I'd advise you against that. I'm getting a feeling we are being closely watched.
Fiberoptician
5:15pm So watch 'em back.
DSLerator
5:18pm I intend to.
BroadBandBeatnik
5:50pm A wise man once said we are all merely players in this game.
Fiberoptician
6:00pm Ha! Well in that case I'd prefer to be the board.
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Too legit to quit - 06/14/06
DSLerator
12:14pm Sorry for the title. It seemed apropos. Because... OUR RESISTANCE IS NOW LEGIT.
Fiberoptician
12:20pm We get it. You like bad music.
iobiSeeingYou
12:23pm Please DSL, don't hurt him.
DSLerator
12:31pm DJ Dan has made contact.
iobiSeeingYou
12:33pm Shut your mouth!
Fiberoptician
12:35pm But he's talkin' bout DJ Dan.
BroadBandBeatnik
12:42pm Is nothing serious to you Fiber?
DSLerator
12:46pm He's into our struggle and wants us to help him get the word out about Hanso. He's even given us the unique honor of posting one of his podcasts.
Fiberoptician
12:58pm Ok. That is cool.
iobiSeeingYou
1:01pm Its official: We are for real! What's it about?
BroadBandBeatnik
1:04pm Post it so we can check it out.
DSLerator
1:06pm This is some crazy stuff. Electromagnetism, robots, mind control, and East Asia.
BroadBandBeatnik
1:09pm Tell me more, tell me more.
Fiberoptician
1:10pm Like did he have a carbon atom?
iobiSeeingYou
1:13pm I gotta hear this.
DSLerator
1:15pm Done and done. http://www.retrieversoftruth.com/users/DSLerator/htdocs/audio/DJD061406.mp3
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The revolution starts not with a bang but a whisper - 04/12/06
DSLerator
4:45pm *Wipes brow* Phew!! Still a few glitches, but the board is up and running! Is the entire gang here? Give a shout out.
iobiSeeingYou
4:46pm Ahoy maties!
Fiberoptician
4:49pm Present
BroadBandBeatnik
4:50pm And accounted for
DSLerator
4:52pm Yo. What was up with the server earlier? Took me an hour to sign in. Fiber, you messing with the system again?
Fiberoptician
4: 56pm Huh, why me? I'm in meetings all day. Thank the Blackberry I'm here.
BroadBandBeatnik
5:00pm Look who's all important. But I bet with that toy you can't see the cool new black and red interface, huh?
iobiSeeingYou
5:02pm Ok, ok, your design skills are brilliant. We are all very impressed. I'll put in a word for you with Dolce & Gabbana.
BroadBandBeatnik
5:03pm PFT... Not interested. I'm down with tech. Bring me your dysfunctional gadgets. I'll turn them into Fiber-robots.
DSLerator
5:05pm LOL. Geek.
BroadBandBeatnik
5:10pm Geek is the new Black... and Red.
Fiberoptician
5: 15pm So then Wednesday is black and red from now on?
DSLerator
5:20pm Wednesdays it is then.
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I have a very bad feeling about this - 04/19/06
BroadBandBeatnik
10:15am Everybody else got that SOS about the Hanso Foundation or am I the only one on DSL's corporate spam list?
Fiberoptician
10:17am Dude. May I be the first to say
.
.
LOL
That conspiracy theory you've been forwarding proves nothing. The Hanso people were just visiting the headquarters on tour. It was some PR photo op, man! You see Bill Gates kissing a baby, you think he's gonna start opening MS summer camps??? LOL
iobiSeeingYou
10:20am Haha! We've got a nonbeliever here...
DSLerator
10:23am Ok. First Of All. Have you no idea who these people are?? They don't NEED any PR. They probably own every news network between here and Pluto! Second. Mittelwork doesn't just ride around on publicity tours. What is he doing glad-handing with our bosses??
BroadBandBeatnik
10: 25am Hey dudes. This cloak and dagger stuff can be a buzz kill.
Fiberoptician
10:26am Don't take DSL so seriously. He's got an overactive broadband.
iobiSeeingYou
10:28am But the revolution ain't all fun and games.
DSLerator
10:30am How about this for some fun? Now this... (http://www.andyfoulds.co.uk/amusement/economists.htm) is art.
iobiSeeingYou
10:40am Oh man, the dude on the right looks like that Hansoid a little. :
BroadBandBeatnik
10:42am Yeah - cloned over and over.
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What are they trying to hide right under our noses - 04/26/06
DSLerator
9:45am Back to the Hanso site... did you check out that Alvar Hanso guy? What kind of an executive photo is this?
iobiSeeingYou
9:47am Where is this photo again??
Fiberoptician
9:49am Just like a chick >;-P I'll email you.
iobiSeeingYou
9:52am Chauvinist pig. So??? Email!
Fiberoptician
9:55am Sent.
BroadBandBeatnik
10:01am So is this taken when he did jail time?
iobiSeeingYou
10:06am The man obviously doesn't want to be recognized... shady.
DSLerator
10:28am And it's not just the photo. Some reliable water cooler sources have been hinting that all the big wigs are cashing in their stock options "just in case something happens". Gotta run, the boss has been on us about meeting deadlines. Be back later.
BroadBandBeatnik
11:05am HUH? Don't go now. What do you know?!
DSLerator
3:30pm This whole thing is starting to smell fishy. How does everyone feel about having this board out in the open? Don't mean to be paranoid but maybe it's a good idea to secure the codes...
Fiberoptician
3:35pm I'm in.
BroadBandBeatnik
3:37pm Aha, so when DSL brings it up, everyone listens.
iobiSeeingYou
3:39pm Stop whining. You can take credit. Better come up with something clever as a cover though.
Fiberoptician
3:40pm A password in Korean?
BroadBandBeatnik
3:42pm A password in Inuktitut?
iobiSeeingYou
4:40pm You know what I'm thinking? That Hanso logo is a rip-off of a yin-yang symbol.
BroadBandBeatnik
4:42pm Oh, I get it. They are Good and Evil. Very dramatic.
Fiberoptician
4:45pm Personally I always thought of it as an Oreo cookie, but if we have to go with iobi's theory, the question is, are they more EVIL than good?
iobiSeeingYou
4:50pm Brush up on your Orwell. Peace=War, Good=Evil.
DSLerator
5:00pm I'd say that Yin is definitely hijacking the Yang in the Hanso version.
Fiberoptician
5:10pm If I was the Hanso foundation, I'd worry about my Feng-Shui.
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The dog ate my board work. - 04/30/06
DSLerator
8:09pm Dog site should be up and running in the next few hours. Everyone restart your browsers when you sign in later. Everyone on board?
Fiberoptician
8:30pm Woah. Spent 15 minutes reading about Labrador Retrievers. Thought something was up with my connection before the Hanso mention.
iobiSeeingYou
8:40pm Good work guys. Fooled one of our own.
BroadBandBeatnik
8:45pm Isn't this an appropriate time to mention the sleek design and webmaster craftsmanship? Is it me, or is it hot in here?
Fiberoptician
8:47pm LOL. I'm totally hypnotized by the morphing logo.
iobiSeeingYou
8:49pm Flattery will get you everywhere.
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Pay no attention to that elephant in the room. - 05/03/06
DSLerator
9:35am I'm getting tired of these Hanso people.
iobiSeeingYou
9:38pm What's the deal?
DSLerator
9:40am Their projects are shady and I don't like whatever it is they are up to.
Fiberoptician
9:45am What, you don't want to make Hanso Broadband for Dolphins®?
DSLerator
9:48am That's exactly what I'm saying. Am I the only one that thinks Hanso is planning to use us and our technologies to further their schemes?!
BroadBandBeatnik
9:50am No I hear you. And I'm not handing over any codes to any droids.
iobiSeeingYou
9:52am I'm sure we can get someone to listen if we notice anything really suspicious. DSL, confess who is your water cooler source?
DSLerator
10:00am Yeah, like I'm gonna up and tell you all my secrets. You could be one of THEM!!! ;-PPPPP I kid, I kid... And what exactly is your definition of suspicious? I'd say they crossed that line on day one.
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You'd be amazed at what you can find if you look. - 05/10/06
Fiberoptician
2:12pm Ok... So believe it or not, but out of curiosity I tried signing up for the Hanso newsletter...
iobiSeeingYou
2:14pm Hehe. And did they send you their elaborate plans to take over the universe, complete with maps and dates?
Fiberoptician
2:15pm Not funny missy. The site looked hacked & asked for a password.
iobiSeeingYou
2:17pm Try something in Korean
Fiberoptician
2:19pm Aww. We are so clever.
DSLerator
2:30pm Dudes. My password generator program has been at it for hours.
BroadBandBeatnik
2:44pm I'm one step ahead. Call their phone number: 1877HANSORG....Really crazy voice mails, static, and interruptions. Press 1 and a girl breaks in to give you a password - BREAKING TRAIN.
iobiSeeingYou
2:46pm No way... I tried calling but I keep getting a busy signal.
I don't know if I buy this. The girl hacks the company site and breaks into the phone system? Do you think this could be a trap? She's got to have inside information. Maybe she is a spy for the Hanso people. I'd say proceed with caution.
Fiberoptician
2:50pm Don't get tangled up in your paranoid theories. All we know now is that HANSO is definitely unsavory. If someone out there is trying to figure out the truth, I'd support them.
BroadBandBeatnik
2:55pm Sorry, the password is BREAKING PAIN.
iobiSeeingYou
2:56pm BREAKING STRING? STRAIN?
Fiberoptician
3:00pm I'm in!!!
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Man smart, monkey smarter. - 05/17/06
DSLerator
11:54am So, has anyone been snooping around the hanso site? Been to Joop's corner? Tried to talk to the monkey?
Fiberoptician
11:59am Yeah. The monkey says hi to your mom.
iobiSeeingYou
12: 05pm Boys, boys, down with the testosterone. That Hanso has nothing on us. They can clone all the monkeys on the planet but our FiOS is space age technology. An original.
Fiberoptician
12:10pm Are you reading that off the company website?
BroadBandBeatnik
12:12pm Pat yourself on the back much? ;-)
DSLerator
12:15pm The way things stand now with HANSO folks lurking around our offices, how can you be sure you are not developing programs for the talking monkey people?
Fiberoptician
12:20pm No way have I been writing code for a talking monkey sponsored project. I don't buy it. And btw it just told me to say hi to your sister too.
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Hanso in da house!!!! - 05/24/06
DSLerator
10:04am Mittelwerk just walked by my desk.
Fiberoptician
10:08am What? He's back on the premises?
iobiSeeingYou
10:10am Take a Polaroid! See if he melts when the flash goes off.
DSLerator
4:14pm Been googling HANSO and really odd sites come up. http://emri.perception.net - "access disabled indefinitely?" Projects on hiatus? Bizarre with a capital B?
BroadBandBeatnik
4:20pm Why am I not surprised?
iobiSeeingYou
4:25pm All their "activities" seem to happen under the radar.
DSLerator
4:30pm There's more to this then meets the eye...
Fiberoptician
4:34pm My car turns into a robot... or does my robot turn into a car?
DSLerator
4:41pm Ugh! By the way, M. is in with the boss. I can swear I just saw him snatch a folder off the shelf!!
iobiSeeingYou
4:45pm Get back in your cubicle! If Hansoids suspect anything you'll be history along with this forum.
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The media is their weapon of choice. - 05/31/06
iobiSeeingYou
11:30pm Another discovery!! Gary Troup is shining light on the foundation in question in Bad Twin and they've even published a disclaimer on their own site!
iobiSeeingYou
11:45am The louder you scream out your innocence, the guiltier you appear.
iobiSeeingYou
1:02am Ok, who beside me was just watching Jimmy Kimmel Live? Hugh McIntyre of the Hanso Foundation was a guest! Totally living up to that "Public Voice of Hanso" title.
iobiSeeingYou
1:10am Weird thing is his picture's no longer up on the Hanso site.
iobiSeeingYou
1:15am Guess you're all sleeping... like I should be. Goodnight.
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The gospel according to The DSL. - 06/07/06
DSLerator
11:10am Brace yourselves ... I've got some knowledge I wanna lay on y'all.
Fiberoptician
11:13am Oh Yeah? What's the gossip?
DSLerator
11:20am If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
iobiSeeingYou
11:25am JEEZ!!!! If you know something you better crack! I thought we were friends.
DSLerator
11:35am Did you know that my mother was a major influence in my life? My physical features are identical to hers. That woman put all her hopes in me after the death of my twin brother.
Fiberoptician
11:45am If I were you, I'd wonder who my father was.
DSLerator
11:49am Funny you mention him. My father wasn't in the picture growing up. I've never even seen the man. Mom raised me completely on her own.
iobiSeeingYou
11:55am Well it's common for praying mantis females to bite off their partner's head right after mating.
Fiberoptician
11:58am And comments like that are why you don't have a boyfriend!
BroadBandBeatnik
12:30pm I believe there is a Japanese mouse in this building. The kind that's been through the maze so many times, it lost track of its original purpose. And now instead of working of the greater good of humanity, the experiment has turned on itself and the Laws of Nature have been torn to shreds...
iobiSeeingYou
12:35pm You have to admire the species that cling to survival. Survival is the source of our strength and some say even the meaning of it all.
iobiSeeingYou
6:30pm Update: www.richerdeeperbroader.com is up. My best effort to date.
DSLerator
10:01pm ------
DSLerator
10:40am Ok. It appears that Ange, Omniscient, Sweetscrapper and engineer27 are indeed monsters. We changed the password to something tough - we thought - just for a few to get a breather and come up with something new and I guess it wasn't tough enough.
Fiberoptician
10:45am If I'm ever the victim of ID theft I'll know where to look.
DSLerator
10:48am We just needed a bit to regroup and reassess... but whatever. So now we're back!
Fiberoptician
10:55am OK, lets get down to business.
iobiSeeingYou
11:06am First things first. Lets have a minute of silence for the dearly departed.
DSLerator
11:08am ?
Fiberoptician
11:10am You mean the weirdly deserting? Forget him. He's beholding to another master now.
DSLerator
11:12am Only a master of evil, Fibe.
iobiSeeingYou
11:15am GEEKS! Someone change the subject.
Fiberoptician
11:17am Sure. The other day I went out to dinner with my girlfriend and her parents.
DSLerator
11:20am She said change it not ruin it.
iobiSeeingYou
11:22am Ohhh. Big step. First comes dinner then comes marriage.
Fiberoptician
11:25am Then comes Fiber with a baby carriage? Not this kid.
DSLerator
11:27am How was it?
Fiberoptician
11:32am They're cool. Old school Korean. We went to this serious Korean joint where the menu is not translated. Meaning - if you can't read it you can't eat it.
iobiSeeingYou
11:36am That's REAL. Must have been good.
Fiberoptician
11:46am Better than good. They ordered everything. I tried to write stuff down so I could go back without them.
DSLerator
11:50am Like what?
Fiberoptician
11:52am Bulgogi, Bi Bim Kook Soo, Kal Bi, Yeolmumul Kimchi, Mapadubu deopbap... that's all I got.
iobiSeeingYou
11:54am I'd be lost.
Fiberoptician
11:56am You'd be richer, deeper, and broader my friend. Oh yeah. There was this other thing, wasn't on the menu. it was called hoo-gonchoi.
DSLerator
11:57am What was it?
Fiberoptician
11:59 It was something special indeed.
iobiSeeingYou
12:01am What was the place called?
Fiberoptician
12:03am You know, if you go downtown, amongst all those tall buildings, you're bound to see a light in the window of one of them.
DSLerator
12:05am And that was... absolutely no help at all.
Fiberoptician
12:08am I aims to please.
iobiSeeingYou
12:10am So did they like you?
Fiberoptician
12:12am She likes me and that's all that matters.
iobiSeeingYou
12:15am You're sweet.
Fiberoptician
12:16am Now I'm sour.
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How'd you like a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray? - 07/14/06
Fiberoptician
10:15am Morning all. Who else saw see the atrocity on Broadband Stories?
iobiSeeingYou
10:18am Huh? Checking.
iobiSeeingYou
10:35am !!!!! What in the world took over Beatnik??? Was he bribed??
DSLerator
10:40am Good lord. This is horrific. Mittelwork promoting broadband?
Fiberoptician
10:42am He looks creepy as ever on camera.
iobiSeeingYou
10:45am Beatnik is in BIG BIG trouble. Has anyone seen him?
DSLerator
10:47am I'll find him even if he is hiding in the server closet.
Fiberoptician
10:48am Now I remember seeing boxes on his desk yesterday. I thought it was just a run of the mill delivery, what have you.
iobiSeeingYou
10:51am *Gasp!* Do you think he...
DSLerator
10:53am The lowlife probably took a job with Hanso!
Fiberoptician
10:54am He went for the money.
iobiSeeingYou
10:56am I can't believe he would do that. He is... was totally devoted to the cause. One of us.
DSLerator
10:58am Time to let go of your naïve ideals my dear. The man is dead to me.
Fiberoptician
11:01am What in the world will happen now? Think he gave out the password and codes to the ROT?
iobiSeeingYou
11:05am No way. He wouldn't...
DSLerator
11:10am I have a bad feeling about this.
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Now what do I do with all these words? - 07/03/06
iobiSeeingYou
9:10am Ok folks, so you should now have nine words.
Fiberoptician
9:15am Nein! Sorry for the german... the first clue too.
BroadBandBeatnik
9:17am Now DSL, tell them what they win!
DSLerator
9:21am If you have all nine words and they should be in the correct order, you now have to go back to http://richerdeeperbroader.com/ and use the nice words as your path to what you really want... a clue.
BroadBandBeatnik
9:24am Ok you start with your "scheme" (the http part) then you go to your "server" (the richerdeepbroader.com part) then you have you "path" with each word separated by a "/" (that's a forward slash boys and girls).
Fiberoptician
9:27am There goes trip B's treating everybody like a little kid again. Thanks daddy!
iobiSeeingYou
9:10am But you can't just grab the brass ring. You've got to have the password and we can't give you that.
DSLerator
9:33am Gotta find that one on your own.
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The clue's the thing. - 07/01/06
iobiSeeingYou
10:00am And now, without further ado it's the DSLerator show!
DSLerator
10:05am I'd like to read from my play, "Get a clue." A one act Opus and first ever Message Board production written, conceived, and produced by me, DSLerator and starring myself and the lovely and talented iobiSeeingYou.
iobiSeeingYou
10:07am Thank you D.
DSLerator
10:10am And I'd like to thank DramaTeach for inspiring me. Happy belated birthday Mrs. V!!!!!!!!
DSLerator
10:15am Allow me to set the stage for our little drama. It's a Saturday afternoon in a diner in the big city. Our hero, a young computer whiz with a promising future and tons of money, thanks to the inheritance he received from his now deceased but mentally challenged, rich uncle Beatnik, is confronting his soon-to-be ex-girlfriend with an anonymous letter he's received that implicates her in an adulterous relationship. And now our play begins>>>
iobiSeeingYou
10:18am But D I love you!!!
DSLerator
10:19am You wouldn't know what love was if he came up to you on bended knee with three dozen roses, a 12-carat diamond ring, and a mariachi band and asked you to marry him.
iobiSeeingYou
10:22am Get up! You're embarrassing me.
DSLerator
10:23am Embarrassing you? I'm the one groveling at your chubby knee offering you the true love you obviously don't deserve.
iobiSeeingYou
10:25am Hey! My knee's not chubby.
DSLerator
10:27am Blame the playwright. How do you explain this anonymous letter I received today?
iobiSeeingYou
10:29am What letter?
DSLerator
10:30am Wouldn't you like to know!
iobiSeeingYou
10:31am Yes I would.
DSLerator
10:32am Well I'll tell you then. It says you've been seeing Fiberoptician for months and the two of you are madly in love and you are planning on dumping me today at this exact diner.
BroadbandBeatnik
10:34am Why can't I be the love interest instead of the crazy dead uncle?
DSLerator
10:36am Shut up we're acting!
iobiSeeingYou
10:39am Yes it's TRUE.
DSLerator
10:40am NO!!!!!!!!!!
iobiSeeingYou
10:42am I'm sorry... I love you... too.
DSLerator
10:43am You need to get a clue.
iobiSeeingYou
10:44am But from where my love?
DSLerator
10:45am You get it from the waitress! THE END?
BroadBandBeatnik
11:04pm That stunk.
Fiberoptician
11:05pm SORROW
BroadBandBeatnik
11:04pm What?
Fiberoptician
11:05pm Nothing.
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By the power of gravy... I HAVE THE POWER! - 06/30/06
BroadBandBeatnik
7:40am Tada! DJ Dan in da house again!
BroadBandBeatnik
7:42am Hello?! I said, DJ DAN is talking to us.
BroadBandBeatnik
7:47am What, no fanfares or fireworks?
BroadBandBeatnik
7:58am I take it you all must be too busy IMing....
BroadBandBeatnik
8:01am It'd be nice to have some help and tech support in these trying times.
BroadBandBeatnik
8:04am I guess I'll be enjoying the Dan info all by myself for now. Nothing wrong with that. Not a thing.
BroadBandBeatnik
8:15am Well, when you all wake up and smell the coffee, ready yourselves for the autistic savants, the Valenzetti equation and the future.
BroadBandBeatnik
8:27am Fine, don't talk to me. Posting. http://www.retrieversoftruth.com/users/BroadBandBeatnik/htdocs/audio/MathematicalForecasting.mp3
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Spy me to the moon. - 06/29/06
Fiberoptician
7:59am OK B's and G's. I got in early today and got a HUGE surprise. Something so special and cool and secret and... ok I'll stop. So I found this thing from YKW.... And it's good. I feel like Luke cleaning R2 and BAM!!!! - "Help me Fiber Op, you're my only hope." I'm expecting one of those crazy needle-wielding droids to come floating in here at any moment. Could this post scream - GEEK! - any louder? So we've already got something brewing in the pots for y'all today and I can't get this to you guys all at once and all on my lonesome so let me contact some folks and I'll get back to you.
Fiberoptician
8:12am I'm reaching out but I wanna make sure we're all on the same page. Here's where you all should be right now. You have four words. Today you can pick up two more hints for the hint hunt (I love saying that it sounds funny and dirty) for a total of... say it with me children, "six!" Wait, I gotta message... I'll be right back.
Fiberoptician
8:27pm And we're back! You know what? Espionagin' ain't easy. Ok so today some things will happen. I can't tell you what right now but you'll know when they do because you'll be stuck. What do you do when you're stuck? Go back to the beginning and start the process again. I spoke to this doctor friend of mine and he's agreed to help me the only way he can. A short PS with a WORD that will lead you to the first part of my special super secret thing-ama-whatsit. Parts two and three... humm.. I'll be back.
Fiberoptician
9:40pm Ok here you go. Tomorrow aka Friday, The Drake... everybody loves The Drake, will clue you into something he's been working on. There will be something in there for the hint hunt...hehehehe... sorry, and there will be a WORD in there somewhere for part two of my sweetness. Then... oh wait....
Fiberoptician
9:50am Then... sorry... on Saturday I will personally... not in person... give you the final WORD that will give you the final piece of my super excellent secret spy stuff goodness. Oh but I gotta tell you how to use these WORDS... yeah right... so I'm setting this up now. One sec...
Fiberoptician
11:05pm This is how it's gonna work. When you get a WORD, like the one today, Go immediately to http://richerdeeperbroader.com/, and in the address field type in the WORD right after the / and quicker than Vader can choke a flunky you gets the goodies.
Fiberoptician
11:05pm And may the fiber be with you.
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Our AIM is true. - 06/27/06
Fiberoptician
9:00am Someone's been on IM again....
iobiSeeingYou
9:10am So? What's the biggie?
Fiberoptician
9:15am Beatnik, tell him.
BroadBandBeatnik
9:17am It's just not cool.
DSLerator
9:21am You are so antisocial.
BroadBandBeatnik
9:24am Warning! Red Light! Sirens Going Off! You people are losing your wits over here! Call me crazy, but I don't trust strangers. We are finally coming across some worthy information. I am not going to be handing it out without security precautions. I mean, you know that I can disable your AIM access with a click of a button, right?
Fiberoptician
9:27am What he said.
iobiSeeingYou
9:29am Ok, Ok. Hold your horses. I think everything has gone according to plan so far.
DSLerator
9:33am We're just having fun.
BroadBandBeatnik
9:36am *Fuming *
Fiberoptician
9:40am What he's trying to say is that if you're gonna be on that thing, better have a GOOD REASON.
iobiSeeingYou
9:43am That's my specialty. DSL, are you in?
DSLerator
9:45am Always.
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If you don't get it you don't get it. - 06/26/06
iobiSeeingYou
3:40pm If anyone is listening?
DSLerator
3:43pm Ok. So here's the giggity.
BroadBandBeatnik
3:44pm You mean the skinny?
Fiberoptician
3:46pm AKA the complete slender.
DSLerator
3:48pm Ok, this week we'll be asking the questions.
iobiSeeingYou
3:53pm Well actually they're hints.
DSLerator
3:57pm Yeah... hints to a clue that will lead you to a clue. The answers are words that are right in front of your face on the pages of http://richerdeeperbroader.com/. Now I know some of you are already moaning, "corporate shill!" and to that I say, "HEY... this is where we work. It's where we can do what we gotta do on the DL." If we worked at Happy Larry's Chicken & Waffles, you can bet we'd be sending you there.
Fiberoptician
4:06pm Chilax DSL.
DSLerator
4:10pm Chilax?
BroadBandBeatnik
4:15pm It's his new word.
Fiberoptician
4:16pm Chill + relax = NEW WORD that will be everywhere real soon.
DSLerator
4:19pm I hope not.
iobiSeeingYou
4:21pm For security reasons, we'll be posting these hints in a lot of different places and you gotta find them. Then you gotta find the words that answer them. Once you get them all, and we mean all, you can use them.
BroadBandBeatnik
4:24pm So basically y'all gotta be on the lookout daily for a hint to where to find the hint that will lead you to the clue that will lead you to the clue to THE CLUE.
DSLerator
4:26pm Got it?
Fiberoptician
4:28pm Oh yeah. Makes perfect sense to me.
iobiSeeingYou
4:30pm Ok then.... The first word in the first song in Cabaret
Fiberoptician
4:36pm Yeah, that's like transparent.
iobiSeeingYou
4:38pm Quit with the sarcasm.
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While they're down, we're up to no good - 06/23/06
DSLerator
3:43pm Ummm...surprise, surprise. The famed foundation's site is off the air.
Fiberoptician
3:46pm So it seems.
iobiSeeingYou
3:48pm What, you miss it already? Get your own monkey.
Fiberoptician
3:49pm It's an ape. Monkey's have tails. Apes... no tails.
DSLerator
3:52pm Betcha that ape's got a tale. And a gill or two.
BroadBandBeatnik
3:54pm I take that as a good sign. Must be a glitch in the system... da da, da da, glitch looks like a lady! LOL.
DSLerator
3:56pm Uh... Maybe you wanna offer them a helping hand? A bonus DSL package for being such good despots? I kid, I kid.
Fiberoptician
4:00pm Shill to the undeserving on your own time.
BroadBandBeatnik
4:02pm You better be kidding. Don't make me come over to your cubicle with a Broadband Beatdown.
iobiSeeingYou
4:04pm Chill Beatnik. DSL is trying to be funny. Anyway this revolution is accelerating, don't you think?
DSLerator
4:06pm I don't know what you mean.
iobiSeeingYou
4:08pm Don't play modest; I'm proud of your efforts.
Fiberoptician
4:10pm What'd you do now?
DSLerator
4:16pm I've just been talking to a few of my peeps.
BroadBandBeatnik
4:22pm I still say you are so gonna get in trouble....Who is screening these folks??? How can you be sure they are who they seem?
Fiberoptician
4:25pm You are just jealous 'cause you don't have IM.
iobiSeeingYou
4:28pm And you are just too scared to lift your head out of the sand.
Fiberoptician
4:32pm PFT. I'm a busy man. And not the kind that likes to risk my hide.
DSLerator
4:33pm Fiber, if I didn't know you, I'd think you were switching teams.
Fiberoptician
4:37pm You're questioning MY loyalty? Who else is gonna rescue you from Hanso's clutches? I prefer to lay low and work incognito.
DSLerator
4:40pm I have a feeling things will only get weirder and funner from now on....
iobiSeeingYou
4:43pm Is "funner" a word?
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The ticking clock - 06/20/06
BroadBandBeatnik
8:58am Did you guys see . . .
DSLerator
9:00am Don't say it they might be watching.
iobiSeeingYou
9:04am I think sniffing servers is making you totally paranoid.
Fiberoptician
9:06am We know we know what story you're talking about.
DSLerator
9:09am Yeah. It was time to tell that old tale.
Fiberoptician
9:10am Last night a DJ saved your life?
DSLerator
9:12am He is in the same room... and he's really in deep. ;-)
iobiSeeingYou
9:14am ???? I don't have time for this.
BroadBandBeatnik
9:16am Tick-tock. Like that movie with Eddie Murphy.
iobiSeeingYou
9:20am Trading Places?
DSLerator
9:23am No. It's with Nick Nolte.
iobiSeeingYou
9:30am Oh. I see what the deal is now.
Fiberoptician
9:38am Finally! I'm tired of hinting.
iobiSeeingYou
9:40am W h a t e v e r. Good editing Beatnik. Very suspenseful.
BroadBandBeatnik
9:45am Well, all I'm saying is she's totally hot in that pizza outfit.
DSLerator
9:53am You're just saying that because she looks like that new intern... Kate... in accounting.
BroadBandBeatnik
9:56am What?
Fiberoptician
9:58 am Don't deny it, we saw you coming by her desk like eight times to ask questions about doing expense reports.
BroadBandBeatnik
10:00am Dude. No.
iobiSeeingYou
10:01 am Whatever.
BroadBandBeatnik
10:02am I'm not talking to you guys no more.
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The best place to hide something is right under our noses. - 06/19/06
iobiSeeingYou
9:00am Have you been to the www.broadbandstories.com lately? I think that Eye Tracker dude is from the Hanso "PR tour". Site controlled keyboard??? Fiber, what's your take on this?
Fiberoptician
9:04am Forget the Cyclops, the Star Wars Troupers tribute is HOT! Someone needs to recruit that guy into our development dept. The man obviously has his priorities STRAIGHT!
BroadBandBeatnik
9:10am iobi, leave the poor fanboy alone. He and I were in C++ together. He's harmless.
Fiberoptician
9:15am Aha. All that means is that you and he are in the same Ivy cult mafia. Anyway what I'd like to do is live vicariously through TrekShare. See you all later.
iobiSeeingYou
11:00am Well, what about The Urballoon? If that's is not a Hanso foundation project, I don't know who is! Are they using our sites to peddle their shady research to the joe public? I think I'm on to their schemes.
DSLerator
11:10am What better way to get to free test audiences?
BroadBandBeatnik
12:00pm Wow, that's it huh? Some new gizmo communication techniques? Same old shaZzzzz.... We've been in the biz before Alvar Hanso knew what a modem is.
DSLerator
3:00pm Heh. By the way. Guess who I just hooked up with a BB story?
iobiSeeingYou
3:12pm ???
Fiberoptician
3:14pm Your mama?
BroadBandBeatnik
3:16pm Your pet lizard?
Fiberoptician
3:40pm Dr. "Wally" Bole?
DSLerator
3:41pm Keep guessing.
iobiSeeingYou
4:00pm No you didn't...
DSLerator
4:20pm I sure did. I said I was taking this revolution to the next level. You are either in or you are out.
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Speak up if you got something to say - 6/16/06
DSLerator
3:44pm Ok, so a few days ago someone strange tried to talk to me on IM.
iobiSeeingYou
3:50pm You are single, the word is out.
Fiberoptician
3:56pm Don't be jealous he's popular.
DSLerator
3:58pm No joke people. He was asking me if I have any information on Hanso.
iobiSeeingYou
4:00pm What'd you tell him?!?
DSLerator
4:10pm Who do you take me for? I'm careful and suspicious. Maybe this guy was from Hanso himself. Trying to figure out what we know. I told him this is a case of mistaken identity.
iobiSeeingYou
4:15pm Oh yeah? DSL, you got it all wrong. What if this someone was just trying to reach out? People are definitely starting to get clued in to what's going on. We should make contact. It's our responsibility.
BroadBandBeatnik
4:18pm If you are so eager to make contact, you do it. I'm not risking getting kidnapped or stalked by the cult of Hanso.
iobiSeeingYou
4:21pm Watch me.
DSLerator
5:00pm I'd advise you against that. I'm getting a feeling we are being closely watched.
Fiberoptician
5:15pm So watch 'em back.
DSLerator
5:18pm I intend to.
BroadBandBeatnik
5:50pm A wise man once said we are all merely players in this game.
Fiberoptician
6:00pm Ha! Well in that case I'd prefer to be the board.
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Too legit to quit - 06/14/06
DSLerator
12:14pm Sorry for the title. It seemed apropos. Because... OUR RESISTANCE IS NOW LEGIT.
Fiberoptician
12:20pm We get it. You like bad music.
iobiSeeingYou
12:23pm Please DSL, don't hurt him.
DSLerator
12:31pm DJ Dan has made contact.
iobiSeeingYou
12:33pm Shut your mouth!
Fiberoptician
12:35pm But he's talkin' bout DJ Dan.
BroadBandBeatnik
12:42pm Is nothing serious to you Fiber?
DSLerator
12:46pm He's into our struggle and wants us to help him get the word out about Hanso. He's even given us the unique honor of posting one of his podcasts.
Fiberoptician
12:58pm Ok. That is cool.
iobiSeeingYou
1:01pm Its official: We are for real! What's it about?
BroadBandBeatnik
1:04pm Post it so we can check it out.
DSLerator
1:06pm This is some crazy stuff. Electromagnetism, robots, mind control, and East Asia.
BroadBandBeatnik
1:09pm Tell me more, tell me more.
Fiberoptician
1:10pm Like did he have a carbon atom?
iobiSeeingYou
1:13pm I gotta hear this.
DSLerator
1:15pm Done and done. http://www.retrieversoftruth.com/users/DSLerator/htdocs/audio/DJD061406.mp3
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The revolution starts not with a bang but a whisper - 04/12/06
DSLerator
4:45pm *Wipes brow* Phew!! Still a few glitches, but the board is up and running! Is the entire gang here? Give a shout out.
iobiSeeingYou
4:46pm Ahoy maties!
Fiberoptician
4:49pm Present
BroadBandBeatnik
4:50pm And accounted for
DSLerator
4:52pm Yo. What was up with the server earlier? Took me an hour to sign in. Fiber, you messing with the system again?
Fiberoptician
4: 56pm Huh, why me? I'm in meetings all day. Thank the Blackberry I'm here.
BroadBandBeatnik
5:00pm Look who's all important. But I bet with that toy you can't see the cool new black and red interface, huh?
iobiSeeingYou
5:02pm Ok, ok, your design skills are brilliant. We are all very impressed. I'll put in a word for you with Dolce & Gabbana.
BroadBandBeatnik
5:03pm PFT... Not interested. I'm down with tech. Bring me your dysfunctional gadgets. I'll turn them into Fiber-robots.
DSLerator
5:05pm LOL. Geek.
BroadBandBeatnik
5:10pm Geek is the new Black... and Red.
Fiberoptician
5: 15pm So then Wednesday is black and red from now on?
DSLerator
5:20pm Wednesdays it is then.
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I have a very bad feeling about this - 04/19/06
BroadBandBeatnik
10:15am Everybody else got that SOS about the Hanso Foundation or am I the only one on DSL's corporate spam list?
Fiberoptician
10:17am Dude. May I be the first to say
.
.
LOL
That conspiracy theory you've been forwarding proves nothing. The Hanso people were just visiting the headquarters on tour. It was some PR photo op, man! You see Bill Gates kissing a baby, you think he's gonna start opening MS summer camps??? LOL
iobiSeeingYou
10:20am Haha! We've got a nonbeliever here...
DSLerator
10:23am Ok. First Of All. Have you no idea who these people are?? They don't NEED any PR. They probably own every news network between here and Pluto! Second. Mittelwork doesn't just ride around on publicity tours. What is he doing glad-handing with our bosses??
BroadBandBeatnik
10: 25am Hey dudes. This cloak and dagger stuff can be a buzz kill.
Fiberoptician
10:26am Don't take DSL so seriously. He's got an overactive broadband.
iobiSeeingYou
10:28am But the revolution ain't all fun and games.
DSLerator
10:30am How about this for some fun? Now this... (http://www.andyfoulds.co.uk/amusement/economists.htm) is art.
iobiSeeingYou
10:40am Oh man, the dude on the right looks like that Hansoid a little. :
BroadBandBeatnik
10:42am Yeah - cloned over and over.
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What are they trying to hide right under our noses - 04/26/06
DSLerator
9:45am Back to the Hanso site... did you check out that Alvar Hanso guy? What kind of an executive photo is this?
iobiSeeingYou
9:47am Where is this photo again??
Fiberoptician
9:49am Just like a chick >;-P I'll email you.
iobiSeeingYou
9:52am Chauvinist pig. So??? Email!
Fiberoptician
9:55am Sent.
BroadBandBeatnik
10:01am So is this taken when he did jail time?
iobiSeeingYou
10:06am The man obviously doesn't want to be recognized... shady.
DSLerator
10:28am And it's not just the photo. Some reliable water cooler sources have been hinting that all the big wigs are cashing in their stock options "just in case something happens". Gotta run, the boss has been on us about meeting deadlines. Be back later.
BroadBandBeatnik
11:05am HUH? Don't go now. What do you know?!
DSLerator
3:30pm This whole thing is starting to smell fishy. How does everyone feel about having this board out in the open? Don't mean to be paranoid but maybe it's a good idea to secure the codes...
Fiberoptician
3:35pm I'm in.
BroadBandBeatnik
3:37pm Aha, so when DSL brings it up, everyone listens.
iobiSeeingYou
3:39pm Stop whining. You can take credit. Better come up with something clever as a cover though.
Fiberoptician
3:40pm A password in Korean?
BroadBandBeatnik
3:42pm A password in Inuktitut?
iobiSeeingYou
4:40pm You know what I'm thinking? That Hanso logo is a rip-off of a yin-yang symbol.
BroadBandBeatnik
4:42pm Oh, I get it. They are Good and Evil. Very dramatic.
Fiberoptician
4:45pm Personally I always thought of it as an Oreo cookie, but if we have to go with iobi's theory, the question is, are they more EVIL than good?
iobiSeeingYou
4:50pm Brush up on your Orwell. Peace=War, Good=Evil.
DSLerator
5:00pm I'd say that Yin is definitely hijacking the Yang in the Hanso version.
Fiberoptician
5:10pm If I was the Hanso foundation, I'd worry about my Feng-Shui.
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The dog ate my board work. - 04/30/06
DSLerator
8:09pm Dog site should be up and running in the next few hours. Everyone restart your browsers when you sign in later. Everyone on board?
Fiberoptician
8:30pm Woah. Spent 15 minutes reading about Labrador Retrievers. Thought something was up with my connection before the Hanso mention.
iobiSeeingYou
8:40pm Good work guys. Fooled one of our own.
BroadBandBeatnik
8:45pm Isn't this an appropriate time to mention the sleek design and webmaster craftsmanship? Is it me, or is it hot in here?
Fiberoptician
8:47pm LOL. I'm totally hypnotized by the morphing logo.
iobiSeeingYou
8:49pm Flattery will get you everywhere.
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Pay no attention to that elephant in the room. - 05/03/06
DSLerator
9:35am I'm getting tired of these Hanso people.
iobiSeeingYou
9:38pm What's the deal?
DSLerator
9:40am Their projects are shady and I don't like whatever it is they are up to.
Fiberoptician
9:45am What, you don't want to make Hanso Broadband for Dolphins®?
DSLerator
9:48am That's exactly what I'm saying. Am I the only one that thinks Hanso is planning to use us and our technologies to further their schemes?!
BroadBandBeatnik
9:50am No I hear you. And I'm not handing over any codes to any droids.
iobiSeeingYou
9:52am I'm sure we can get someone to listen if we notice anything really suspicious. DSL, confess who is your water cooler source?
DSLerator
10:00am Yeah, like I'm gonna up and tell you all my secrets. You could be one of THEM!!! ;-PPPPP I kid, I kid... And what exactly is your definition of suspicious? I'd say they crossed that line on day one.
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You'd be amazed at what you can find if you look. - 05/10/06
Fiberoptician
2:12pm Ok... So believe it or not, but out of curiosity I tried signing up for the Hanso newsletter...
iobiSeeingYou
2:14pm Hehe. And did they send you their elaborate plans to take over the universe, complete with maps and dates?
Fiberoptician
2:15pm Not funny missy. The site looked hacked & asked for a password.
iobiSeeingYou
2:17pm Try something in Korean
Fiberoptician
2:19pm Aww. We are so clever.
DSLerator
2:30pm Dudes. My password generator program has been at it for hours.
BroadBandBeatnik
2:44pm I'm one step ahead. Call their phone number: 1877HANSORG....Really crazy voice mails, static, and interruptions. Press 1 and a girl breaks in to give you a password - BREAKING TRAIN.
iobiSeeingYou
2:46pm No way... I tried calling but I keep getting a busy signal.
I don't know if I buy this. The girl hacks the company site and breaks into the phone system? Do you think this could be a trap? She's got to have inside information. Maybe she is a spy for the Hanso people. I'd say proceed with caution.
Fiberoptician
2:50pm Don't get tangled up in your paranoid theories. All we know now is that HANSO is definitely unsavory. If someone out there is trying to figure out the truth, I'd support them.
BroadBandBeatnik
2:55pm Sorry, the password is BREAKING PAIN.
iobiSeeingYou
2:56pm BREAKING STRING? STRAIN?
Fiberoptician
3:00pm I'm in!!!
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Man smart, monkey smarter. - 05/17/06
DSLerator
11:54am So, has anyone been snooping around the hanso site? Been to Joop's corner? Tried to talk to the monkey?
Fiberoptician
11:59am Yeah. The monkey says hi to your mom.
iobiSeeingYou
12: 05pm Boys, boys, down with the testosterone. That Hanso has nothing on us. They can clone all the monkeys on the planet but our FiOS is space age technology. An original.
Fiberoptician
12:10pm Are you reading that off the company website?
BroadBandBeatnik
12:12pm Pat yourself on the back much? ;-)
DSLerator
12:15pm The way things stand now with HANSO folks lurking around our offices, how can you be sure you are not developing programs for the talking monkey people?
Fiberoptician
12:20pm No way have I been writing code for a talking monkey sponsored project. I don't buy it. And btw it just told me to say hi to your sister too.
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Hanso in da house!!!! - 05/24/06
DSLerator
10:04am Mittelwerk just walked by my desk.
Fiberoptician
10:08am What? He's back on the premises?
iobiSeeingYou
10:10am Take a Polaroid! See if he melts when the flash goes off.
DSLerator
4:14pm Been googling HANSO and really odd sites come up. http://emri.perception.net - "access disabled indefinitely?" Projects on hiatus? Bizarre with a capital B?
BroadBandBeatnik
4:20pm Why am I not surprised?
iobiSeeingYou
4:25pm All their "activities" seem to happen under the radar.
DSLerator
4:30pm There's more to this then meets the eye...
Fiberoptician
4:34pm My car turns into a robot... or does my robot turn into a car?
DSLerator
4:41pm Ugh! By the way, M. is in with the boss. I can swear I just saw him snatch a folder off the shelf!!
iobiSeeingYou
4:45pm Get back in your cubicle! If Hansoids suspect anything you'll be history along with this forum.
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The media is their weapon of choice. - 05/31/06
iobiSeeingYou
11:30pm Another discovery!! Gary Troup is shining light on the foundation in question in Bad Twin and they've even published a disclaimer on their own site!
iobiSeeingYou
11:45am The louder you scream out your innocence, the guiltier you appear.
iobiSeeingYou
1:02am Ok, who beside me was just watching Jimmy Kimmel Live? Hugh McIntyre of the Hanso Foundation was a guest! Totally living up to that "Public Voice of Hanso" title.
iobiSeeingYou
1:10am Weird thing is his picture's no longer up on the Hanso site.
iobiSeeingYou
1:15am Guess you're all sleeping... like I should be. Goodnight.
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The gospel according to The DSL. - 06/07/06
DSLerator
11:10am Brace yourselves ... I've got some knowledge I wanna lay on y'all.
Fiberoptician
11:13am Oh Yeah? What's the gossip?
DSLerator
11:20am If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
iobiSeeingYou
11:25am JEEZ!!!! If you know something you better crack! I thought we were friends.
DSLerator
11:35am Did you know that my mother was a major influence in my life? My physical features are identical to hers. That woman put all her hopes in me after the death of my twin brother.
Fiberoptician
11:45am If I were you, I'd wonder who my father was.
DSLerator
11:49am Funny you mention him. My father wasn't in the picture growing up. I've never even seen the man. Mom raised me completely on her own.
iobiSeeingYou
11:55am Well it's common for praying mantis females to bite off their partner's head right after mating.
Fiberoptician
11:58am And comments like that are why you don't have a boyfriend!
BroadBandBeatnik
12:30pm I believe there is a Japanese mouse in this building. The kind that's been through the maze so many times, it lost track of its original purpose. And now instead of working of the greater good of humanity, the experiment has turned on itself and the Laws of Nature have been torn to shreds...
iobiSeeingYou
12:35pm You have to admire the species that cling to survival. Survival is the source of our strength and some say even the meaning of it all.
iobiSeeingYou
6:30pm Update: www.richerdeeperbroader.com is up. My best effort to date.
DSLerator
10:01pm ------
If you are reading this, you've found your way to the truth. Thank you and welcome. We seek to unite with like-minded people out there to bring an end to the HANSO Foundation and their evil schemes. This message board was started to create a circle of trust among a select few. Since then, we've discovered several suspicious activities surrounding our company that all point to HANSO. Check back often and read up on our latest discoveries in our quest to find out the honest to goodness.
-- The Retrievers of Truth
-- The Retrievers of Truth
ok so what is hoo-gonchoi nothing on google and right clicking for translation doesn't work for me.
could this be the password?
I think I found it on the "Fuel Passions" page, but it's asking for a username and password. Dangit!
their conversation, i mean.
rblake
hoo-gonchoi
whats the pass to ROT
Im talking with DSLerator!
Hes saying...things...omg its soooo cool.
Lets go to my chat room so we can have live chat:
www.ratcro.bravehost.com
Click live chat
rblake
hoo-gonchoi
^ those work.